Uhm.. Yeah… Hello, dear Reader! I’m New here, as the old geezer is out at the von Meyer gravesite, trying to beg Janine to come back… He mumbled something about there not being enough bloodthirstyness in the League. Frankly, I think he is close to losing it. So, you know, I’m taking over this update. And, well…
Not much to read about in this update, though. Week 13 lost only 680tv, and mostly to the teams low in tv from before. That was 310tv less than last season for this week, so we are now exactly even with last season in total tv loss! Only one single new medal was handed out this week, to Asgeir Gislasson of the Crimson Cascade, who receives a Dietmar Althoff Bronze Medal. Otherwise, the only player to receive a Medal with crossed maces, John “Butcher” Burleson of the Sharks, was killed by a rock… He was followed down into the grave by another Sharks recipient, Matt Elam.
The total list is now as follows:
Dietmar Althoff Platinum Medal:
Ramiro Maextu, Rangers
Dietmar Althoff Gold Medal:
Matt Kalil, Unicorns
Dietmar Althoff Silver Medal:
John Doe, Classics (deceased)
Jace Amaro, Grizzlies
Siffridus Draken, Grizzlies
Big George Coghill, Legion
Khalil Mack, Patriots
Robert Johnson, Red Cardinals
Matt Elam, Sharks (deceased)
Ronnie “not” Lott, Thunderbolts
Star Lotulei, Universe
David Brown, Vikings
Juqua Parker, Vikings
Dietmar Althoff Bronze Medal:
Broderick Bunkley, Avalanche
Bruce Irvin, Avalanche
Jimmy Nails, Bruisers
Cody Latimer, Crimson Cascade
Asgeir Gislasson, Crimson Cascade (New)
Dante Hightower, Eagles
Chance Warmack, Razorbacks
Johnathan Banks, Razorbacks
Zaviar Gooden, Razorbacks
Derek Carr, Classics
Reggie Mathis, Classics
Luke Joeckel, Classics
Marcus Smith, Classics
Kendall Reyes, Classics
Busta Anderson, Grizzlies
Gerald McCoy, Gunners
Amin Asikainen, Legion
Giovani Bernard, Rangers
Ramiro Maextu, Rangers
Jason Taylor, Scimitars
John “Butcher” Burleson, Sharks (With crossed maces) (deceased)
Sam Stockwell, Thunder (deceased)
Johnathan Cyprien, Thunder
Denis Brown, White Wolves
Casey Hayward, White Wolves
Mikhail Babayev, White Wolves
Ezekiel Ansah, Wolfskins
Whitney Mercilious, Universe
Von Kassel Silver Medal:
Steve Williams, Rangers
Brane Zidina, Thunder
Hefe Rodriguez, White Wolves
Von Kassel Bronze Medal:
Devin Taylor, Classics
Brass Van Houten, Razorbacks (deceased)
Robert Alford, Marauders
Crowd Pleaser award Silver Medal:
Dan Marino, Griffins
Matt Kalil, Unicorns
