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Dietmar Althoff Awards week 13 update

Uhm.. Yeah… Hello, dear Reader! I’m New here, as the old geezer is out at the von Meyer gravesite, trying to beg Janine to come back… He mumbled something about there not being enough bloodthirstyness in the League. Frankly, I think he is close to losing it. So, you know, I’m taking over this update. And, well…

Not much to read about in this update, though. Week 13 lost only 680tv, and mostly to the teams low in tv from before. That was 310tv less than last season for this week, so we are now exactly even with last season in total tv loss! Only one single new medal was handed out this week, to Asgeir Gislasson of the Crimson Cascade, who receives a Dietmar Althoff Bronze Medal. Otherwise, the only player to receive a Medal with crossed maces, John “Butcher” Burleson of the Sharks, was killed by a rock… He was followed down into the grave by another Sharks recipient, Matt Elam.


The total list is now as follows:

Dietmar Althoff Platinum Medal:

Ramiro Maextu, Rangers


Dietmar Althoff Gold Medal:

Matt Kalil, Unicorns


Dietmar Althoff Silver Medal:

John Doe, Classics (deceased)

Jace Amaro, Grizzlies

Siffridus Draken, Grizzlies

Big George Coghill, Legion

Khalil Mack, Patriots

Robert Johnson, Red Cardinals

Matt Elam, Sharks (deceased)

Ronnie “not” Lott, Thunderbolts

Star Lotulei, Universe

David Brown, Vikings

Juqua Parker, Vikings


Dietmar Althoff Bronze Medal:

Broderick Bunkley, Avalanche

Bruce Irvin, Avalanche

Jimmy Nails, Bruisers

Cody Latimer, Crimson Cascade

Asgeir Gislasson, Crimson Cascade (New)

Dante Hightower, Eagles

Chance Warmack, Razorbacks

Johnathan Banks, Razorbacks

Zaviar Gooden, Razorbacks

Derek Carr, Classics

Reggie Mathis, Classics

Luke Joeckel, Classics

Marcus Smith, Classics

Kendall Reyes, Classics

Busta Anderson, Grizzlies

Gerald McCoy, Gunners

Amin Asikainen, Legion

Giovani Bernard, Rangers

Ramiro Maextu, Rangers

Jason Taylor, Scimitars

John “Butcher” Burleson, Sharks (With crossed maces) (deceased)

Sam Stockwell, Thunder (deceased)

Johnathan Cyprien, Thunder

Denis Brown, White Wolves

Casey Hayward, White Wolves

Mikhail Babayev, White Wolves

Ezekiel Ansah, Wolfskins

Whitney Mercilious, Universe


Von Kassel Silver Medal:

Steve Williams, Rangers

Brane Zidina, Thunder

Hefe Rodriguez, White Wolves


Von Kassel Bronze Medal:

Devin Taylor, Classics

Brass Van Houten, Razorbacks (deceased)

Robert Alford, Marauders


Crowd Pleaser award Silver Medal:

Dan Marino, Griffins

Matt Kalil, Unicorns